A state of vegetative wakefulness.
by RanchoRelaxo June 8, 2011
Coined by Jeph Jacques of the webcomic Questionable Content.
It means a vegetative state of wakefulness; that hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever.
It means a vegetative state of wakefulness; that hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever.
by Aurochs7 July 18, 2011
The feeling where you don't want to do anything, despite other things you might enjoy doing or things that will benefit you.
This is mostly found where you just want to sit around fooling around on the internet instead of doing anything.
Described my web cartoonist Jeph Jacques as: "vegetative wakefulness".
This is mostly found where you just want to sit around fooling around on the internet instead of doing anything.
Described my web cartoonist Jeph Jacques as: "vegetative wakefulness".
Sally: Just close your laptop so we can go and eat ice cream for dinner, and sleep in.
Jeff: I can't. I'm glemp.
Jeff: I can't. I'm glemp.
by Alyzzard June 7, 2011