Gleeabel is the goddess of laziness. Do not oppose her lest you'll suffer from eternal damnation. That is—never achieving all your dreams, desires, and full potential. You shall be incompetent and mediocre all your life. On the other hand, if she is pleased with you, she shall grant you all you've ever want including but not limited to: money, prestige, and world peace.

Invoke her name in caution.
I'll give you the curse of Gleeabel!

May you be Gleeabel.

Her talents make it clear that she's Gleeabel's child.
by dinkywaters December 31, 2022
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