Glazing the Doughnut involves a male ejaculating on and/or around the exterior of a female sexual partner's vagina.
Male A: "So, last night I end up tagging along on my roomate's date. Her and I have great conversations, lots of laughs, he says nothing. I pay for our dinner, we go to a bar and her and I dance all night. We all get home and then she goes to bed with him and I'm sitting alone in the living room."
Male B: "Man, that sucks. The least she could have done was let you Glaze the Doughnut."
Male B: "Man, that sucks. The least she could have done was let you Glaze the Doughnut."
by Richard Head II July 19, 2013
when u beat off perfously then jiz around the rim of a girls asshole, and smear it around with your dick.
by dylanandmatt November 11, 2008
To achieve the funds from the city necessary to build the new soccer fields, the community activist will need to give the mayor an entire box of city hall glazed doughnut holes.
by Generic Kate October 30, 2014
simply coming on a chick. but if you want to take it to the next level you can carry round some hundreds and thousands. then when the deed is done, whack them on to really set it off!
Guy 1: "When you rang last night i was totally glazing the doughnut!"
Guy 2: "yeah man? did you take it to the next level?"
Guy 1: "Totally, had some hundreds and thousands, and bam! tossed them on her face:
Guy2: "nice man. swarve"
Guy 2: "yeah man? did you take it to the next level?"
Guy 1: "Totally, had some hundreds and thousands, and bam! tossed them on her face:
Guy2: "nice man. swarve"
by Daniel Wray June 4, 2007
after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut
by bl123 September 1, 2008
v. during sexual intercourse (vaginal or anal), the guy cums (see: jizz, skeet) on and around the woman's pussy (see: pleasure hole, mysterious cavern of fun, monthly blood puker, HIV dispenser, penis garage)
Dave: Dude, last night i went out with Julie and i totally got to glaze her doughnut.
Jim: Niiice, how was it?
Dave: It was so good, i even gave her sprinkles.
Jim: Was it jelly filled?
Dave: No. Her period's not for a week or two.
Jim: Shit, dude, did you use protection? You're sure she's not ovulating?
Dave: Fuck no, protections for fags.
Jim: Looks like you could have a doughnut hole coming along in 9 months.
Jim: Niiice, how was it?
Dave: It was so good, i even gave her sprinkles.
Jim: Was it jelly filled?
Dave: No. Her period's not for a week or two.
Jim: Shit, dude, did you use protection? You're sure she's not ovulating?
Dave: Fuck no, protections for fags.
Jim: Looks like you could have a doughnut hole coming along in 9 months.
by a_Mak December 15, 2008
A notorious challenge involving a group of 2 or more friends where someone microwaves a glazed donut, fucks the donut hole until they bust, adding an extra glaze to the donut, often referred to as double-glazed. The donut is then fed to a friend who must eat it in its entirety to complete the challenge.
Person 1: "Yo Mat, are you trying to do this Glazed Up DoughNut Challenge with me and Mark?"
Person 2: "Sure, Bro!"
Person 2: "Sure, Bro!"
by Canine Mussek February 18, 2023