Glassturbating

The act of stroking your glass in a masturbatory fashion, often done subconciously. Can be done with a mug, cup or tankard also.

"Dude, stop glassturbating, it's making me uncomfortable!"

"Sorry buddy, didn't even realise."

"...You're doing it again!"

Glassturbating by Jawful October 25, 2011

Glassturbating

The act of masturbating with the aid of porn viewed on Google Glass, either in private or in public.

Man 1: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Man 2: The one wearing Google Glass with his hands in his pants?
Man 1: Totally Glassturbating right now.

Glassturbating by Sunshine n' Roses April 28, 2013

Gasturbating

The act of completely dousing one's penis with gasoline and masturbating.

Since Jimmy's dad was a car mechanic, he naturally enjoys gasturbating

Gasturbating by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

classturbating

When you sit in class and caress you dick until you ejaculate all inside your school pants. You are addicted to masturbating and you can't go a class period without jacking off. You usually don't realize that everyone is watching you and making fun of your addiction

Dude, I totally saw that kid Brendan classturbating in Spanish the other day. He got up and there was jizz all over his pants!

classturbating by JuicyAzz SparkleTitz December 17, 2008

classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.

"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".

classturbating by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011

Ghasturbating 

The act of a man painting his penis white and pleasuring himself while pretending that he is a Ghast from Minecraft.

Jack- I was touching my tentacle if you know what I mean

Mary- You were Ghasturbating again?!?
Jack- Shhhhh!

Ghasturbating by MasterWolf33 July 14, 2016

gladsterbating 

The Act of masturbating while wrapped in Glad Wrap(cling film)

While his parents weren't home, he wrapped himself up and started gladsterbating.

gladsterbating by Chromecide March 11, 2008