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A terrible experience during a bowel movement in which the shit coming out of your bunghole feels as if large pieces of glass are inside of it. The feeling that glass is slicing your hersey highway open as you poop.
I just shit and it feels like glass is coming out my ass, I must have the Glass Shits.
by Deaner Beaner November 24, 2006

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