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smiley gladhands 

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.
"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."
smiley gladhands by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

glizzy gladiator

(Noun) - One who exemplifies the gobbling of glizzy to a gigantic degree
“Damn pops, you just get at that glizzy in one go? You’re a goddam glizzy gladiator!”

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy 

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

Gaelic Gladiator 

Also known as: Jacksepticeye, the Gaelic Gladiator, Seán William McLoughlin, Seán McGlocklin, Seán McLaughlin, Seán McLocklin, etc.. Origin: Bossania. Daily workout: 1: “TOP OF MORNING!!!!!!!” 2: *screaming and Irish noises* 3: lifting rubber banana. Is ultimate BOSS.

Gladiate 

The act of wearing the best mascot costume known to man. A responsibility held only by the few and the brave.
Sorry ladies, I have to go Gladiate.
Gladiate by Lavendar Gooms May 5, 2023
Gladion; a super edgy white kid. Will make a weird hand covering the face pose.
Hey, Vegeta! Why are you being such a Gladion?
Gladion by Acyute September 26, 2018