Gizwiz

Shoving heroin inside of a womans vagina and a mans penis goes into the heroin, massaging the womans vaginal walls. When the male has an orgasm, the heroin gets shoved further back into the womans vagina causing extreme pleasure and the woman gets high as a kite!

The gizwiz in the vehicle last light was amazing

Gizwiz by Ljexquisite March 1, 2011

Gitwizard 

A very pretentious person who is massively up themselves, with a overinflated ego. Almost always very obviously posh and/or wearing tweed. Usually rich.

"Hey, check out those Eton boys"
"Hm, I bet they're a bunch of gitwizards"

Gitwizard by Applebite January 12, 2010

gizwhiz

An unavailable device one usually needs to deal with a stressful situation.

Robbie's wife didn't give him a chance to explain that he couldn't find the gizwhiz he needed to fix the vacuum and that was why he was watching football.

gizwhiz by baldaddy March 31, 2009

gizziza my diznoofus 

"A good day to you kind sir or madam"; "What's up my bitch?"; "Ein das Nien Schtaken blocken!"

hey ho, gizziza my diznoofus.

gizziza my diznoofus by Inebriated Penguin October 18, 2003