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Girfriend 

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A girfriend is what happens when you try to type "girfriend" but your fingers are trembling from anxiety so you type "girfriend" instead
Oh yeah I have a girfriend. But she goes to a different school so you don't know her. Pls retweet
Girfriend by Michael Flynn May 23, 2016
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Girfenshmurph • Girfriend • Girfriend Cleptomaniac • girlfrenema • Girlfrenter • girren • Ur girfriend a bell end

Girfriend Cleptomaniac  

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A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.
" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "
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girlfrenema 

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a girlfriend who irritates the crap out of you
I thought Linda would be a nice girlfriend to have, but she's turning out to be a real girlfrenema!
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Girfenshmurph 

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1. When you come upon a slight inconvenience
2. When you get very excited for something
“Did you hear that Ian Somerhalder died?!”
“GIRFENSHMURPH?! HE WAS MY FAVORITE ACTOR”
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girren 

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Best imessage pool player you’ll ever know
Girren beat me in pool 5 times in a row
girren by Definitely not girren November 22, 2021
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Ur girfriend a bell end 

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Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister and all the others combined.
James: ur mom gay
Mike: don't make me do it.
James: do it u pussy.
Mike: ur girfriend a bell end
James proceeds to collapse into a black hole and everything in the universe is consumed by the james hole. Mikes soul is now in a higher realm of knowledge and understanding, where nth dimensional beings coexist within eachother.