Giraflant 

Giraflent = Giraffe + Elephlant

a Giraflent is a threat to all Donkapillers thats the only i mean ONLY food they will eat. There are very vicious...

So don't let your Donkapillers out at night even if they can defend for themselves...

Giraffe + Elephlant

Giraflant by Georgia July 3, 2004

girlflation 

A special type of inflation, usually doubling the cost of doing anything due to having a girlfriend.

Damn yo, ever since i started dating Pam, the girlflation has been taking a serious toll on my wallet. Last night i bought two dinners and two movie tickets!

girlflation by jimmy b 2 October 26, 2009

Girlant 

A measure of fuckability based on the weight of a female. It is defined by the ratio of "would have sex wtih" to the "effectiveness at which her boobs are able to cover a man's penis".

G=S/T
Girlant=(sexability)/(tit fuckability)

May also be used as a measure of a male's intoxication level.

Jenny's much more girlant now the she is snorting cocaine. It's too bad her titties are too small to fuck.

Girlant by 4chan4life April 27, 2010

girlanteed 

a promise or assurance that girls will be present at a party or specific event.

Alex girlanteed a bunch of hotties to be at the party this weekend.

girlanteed by UD wurd creator April 2, 2009

girlant 

the opposite of buoyant.

Meghan can hold very long under water tea parties because she's just so girlant.

girlant by becca w September 8, 2005