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giovani
the name comes from Italy and for centuries was the most popular name given to the kings. People with this name should always believe and trust in themselves as they have a very strong power. They are usually very adventurous people and always looking for love, but the real love will come without them realise as it always been there very close to them. they are really good with low impact sports such yoga and meditation. they often complain about life but don’t take any action to change it. if you have this name look in your mirror now, deep inside your eyes and get ready for the challenge of your life.
Giovani everything that you imagined its real, exists and its there.
giovani by nouvellevague February 5, 2010
giovani
a giovani is the best person ever they might misbehaive at school and get excluded but uno u still gotta love him. they are the most attractive people on the planet with the prettiest eyes, they are often tall and A CRACKHEAD but we still love them..nah jk jk… unless
giovani: hey there
me: FAINTS
me: FAINTS
giovani by shut.yall.bubblegum.dum.dum.up October 10, 2019
Giovani
The Sexiest, Most Epic man you’ll ever meet. He is very Hot and has abs and shit. He is very cool and very tall. Then again, he tends to stick his dick in coffee makers...
Giovani by ILuvDictionMyAss January 22, 2021
Giovani/Gio
Gio/GIovani is usually a person with a tank looking ass cock that fucks every bitch till they explode he's really tall like his johnson and like eating ass he loves plasma pink and is usually the best rainbow six siege player in the friend group his big ass whoopig cock is the females biggest weakness to everyone he tends to like eating watermelon
Giovani/Gio by BigDickGioWhoopingCock July 12, 2023
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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