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giorgio tsoukalos 

Better known online as the Aliens Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.

Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.
1. Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)

2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.

Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.
always turns out to be the unofficial, appointed leader of a group
giorgio gang lord, dictator, hard ass boss at work, mafioso boss, cult leader, ring leader, the chair, head of the ceo, the president
giorgio by stokezzz November 9, 2010
A little gorgeous fucking being who will love the shit out of you if you’re nice to him. He loves memes and all that cute shit n yea
Someone: “sooo Giorgio’s your boyfriend now.....?”

Other person: yesssss he’s such a lovely person, he loves me with all his heart lmaooo

Someone: nice loll”

giorgina 

Italian name. According to first-names-meanings.com, she "is a seductive and glamorous woman who is understanding, communicative, pleasant and friendly in her interactions with others. Nonetheless shy and unassuming, she is torn between her concern for others´ needs (she is always prepared to lend a sympathetic ear), and her desire to be recognised for her true worth and be the best... Cheerful and enthusiastic, she is generally also rather impatient, nervous and whimsical, and could even be known to lose her cool completely. She is bright, adaptable and savvy, with a sharp and critical mind. Her memory is excellent, and Giorgina doesn´t have any problems on an intellectual level. She has great talent for foreign languages and self-expression and knows exactly how to use her charm and her powers of persuasion to achieve the results she desires. She is highly inquisitive and particularly relishes change, which could make her a little scattered at times. As a child, she is very emotional and heavily influenced by her family. She has a wild imagination and this could be responsible for all sorts of fear and worry. She can often be introverted and withdrawn in the earliest years of her life, especially if she doesn´t receive enough affection and reassurance. She is a popular young lady and loves to talk for hours on the phone with her friends..."
What does she do?
The professions that predominantly match her profile are those that require strong interpersonal and communication skills: commerce, sales, public relations, press officer, advertising, involving the spoken word and the voice (teacher, lawyer...), or writing (secretary, writer...), requiring manual dexterity (craft), or in conjunction with the concept of advice." In addition, she would be a great linguist, i.e working as a translator or interpreter.

Ethymology
If we leave the first letter of this name, the "g", plus the vowels the word "gioia", which means happiness in Italian is formed. Furthermore, since "-ina" is a diminutive in Italian, this means that "Giorgina" is usually a cheerful and short girl.

- What's your name?
- Giorgina.
giorgina by Marianne07 September 27, 2012

Giordion 

A cute, awkward boy. He loves his friends and pets the most. He is really smart, but only at times he feels like it. Probably a gamer.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there, he is so adorable!
Girl 2: I reckon he is a Giordion ;)
Giordion by countryboyiluhu June 11, 2018

georgine 

A type of girl who tends to be shy and quiet in certain surroundings. Georgine's are usually loud only with the people she's comfortable with, she's sarcastic, rude and sassy but origins from her sense of humor. These types of girls are seen as materialistic and high maintenance but are completely the opposite but enjoy the luxury lifestyle within limits. Georgine's typically hide away from romantic relationships has they wait for the right person who shares the same values as her to come into their lives and will never share their romantic feelings towards people, many of times she's unaware of the type of people she attracts as she teases them without any knowledge of doing so. These types of girls are independent and strive to work within themselves before involving a partner or becoming a mother as those things are far from their minds, georgine's are full of life and want to enjoy the simple things life can offer her but also may be manipulative within certain aspects of her life.
" damn, i asked that girl out and she did a complete georgine on me"
" bro, she laughed it off and walked away yup thats a georgine"
georgine by always slaying December 12, 2018