Gingebetes 

1)An establishment over populated with red heads; 2) Interperating one's freckles as a disease

1)This coffee shop has a case of the gingebetes bad. 2) That guy has such bad gingebetes on his face and arms.

Gingebetes by Danish Misfit November 23, 2011

Gingerbetes 

A person suffering the afflictions of gingervitis and diabetes

There were a lot of gingers at that Diabetes Walk yesterday, they probably should have renamed it Gingerbetes Walk.

Gingerbetes by ctimene October 25, 2010

gigabetes 

The disease that makes a device slower either because the internal drive is full or because you’ve used a lot of data and your carrier is throttling your data consumption.

Torrenting all of these 4K shows is gonna give my laptop gigabetes one day.

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I need wifi because it’s the 29th and Verizon gave my phone gigabetes until the 1st.

gigabetes by YostinViza April 28, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012