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Gillotts is in Henley-On-Thames so you may think; "oh thats posh" pahaha.. that's the funniest thing i have heard ever! Its a hole with heating that often fails in the midst of winter which leaves its pupils freezing cold, in this instance we wear home jumpers and our deputy, takes them away from us when its snowing?!?! what an idiot! about 99% of the year 8 pupils have gone further than 2nd base, and by year 10 its a sin not to have had sex yet and are rejected by your peers if not and are considered a "pussy". our rules are ridiculous enough that you could use them to run the country, skirt long, trousers up, blue or black biro, 2 rulers? why would you ever need 2 rulers? < if you fail to meet these requirements then you are issued with a two hour after school detention; if you fail to attend this it turns into a temporary exclusion, for not having an extra ruler - ridiculous!
everyone smokes at "the tree" and people are constantly offered a "zoot" or a "toke" once in a while, "50p for a fag!"

all in all - i can honestly say that this school's facilities are crap, rules are crap, teachers are horrible, and the people in it are "different" to say the least!
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Gillotts by maemaw1 December 7, 2011
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gillotti 

A two-timing skank that was inbred from a pack of wolves. A Gillotti will typically say that he loves a mother, then go have wild jungle room sex with the father. Of all the skanks in the world, this can certainly be considered the most anally dangerous.
I just saw my buddy Chris pull a Gillotti on Zach's parents. Gross!
gillotti by Maukstraussity January 13, 2008
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
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