2. Tells ridiculous stories that could never possibly happen to any normal person in real life. No one doubts these stories because a gillerbutt is such a sweet nice guy, you would never think to doubt all of their harrowing tales.
3. Enjoys rousing local fire departments through a series of false fire calls.
Wow, that story about how you gave your cat CPR is a gillerbutt story!
No worries bro, Rich just pulled a gillerbutt move. No fire here.