A common nickname for kids from Minnesota. Not to be confused with the word Gildo although both go hand in hand. Typically Gilberts cannot pronounce common words like nickel and they often sound like they are saying neckle due to a Northern accent.
Kenny: Gilbert can I borrow a nickel for the pop machine?

Gilbert: Sure mate, I have a neckle I can spare. Let me go in my pocket and get you one.
by madduxsp April 15, 2009
A stupid-ass-mothafucka with an armycut who doesnt get any panoche and is a homo
Damn Gilbert look at that sweet panoch

Gilbert School is gay, but you would know all about that cause your homo.
by fuckyougilbert January 26, 2011
gilbert a Hampshire name for a bogey, booger or snot hanging off of a person's nose
"John, you've got a big gilbert hanging off your nose"
by Alfie Nokes December 04, 2006
colloqiual term refferening to the male genitalia derrived form the oddly shaped penis in the art work of Gilbert and George.
Becky says: " always check the gilbert before commiting."
by Lonely lamb June 16, 2007
a dude who goes to a high school in the bronx ,we used to call him gaybert yea hes a real duche!
Yo Gilbert is such a gilbert.
by a person 1 December 12, 2008
a freak who goes to buena park high
also used to call someone a faggot, turtle, pidgeon, martian, or other (alien)
usually has an egg shaped head or chode
smells like onions/garlic (actually sweats it)
usually can be spotted with cum shot on forehead
"shut up gil"

"beep bop"

"martin is such a gilbert"

"omg if i looked like gilbert, I'd kill myself"\

"do you know gilbert?"
"you mean that guy that smells like onions?"
"yeah"
"YEAH!"
by Martin Steezfactor January 12, 2008
a strange rapist or petafile that seems to oggle children.
Spenser, I saw this gilbert at the elementary school playground with a pair of binoculars.
by dylan white November 02, 2007

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