Giada is the most beautiful human being in the entire word, she's smart, beautiful, she always knows what to say and how to say it. She's honest, if you're wrong she's going to tell you. You can always count on her, in every situation. And you'll always feel loved around her. When you feel bad, just talk to her will make you feel better, she'll be your painkiller. We should all have a Giada in our lives.
Giada is a complicated girl. She tries to fit in, but she has a hard time finding friends. She tries to hide her fire because deep down she wants a friend, someone to talk to when she's sad, or abuse when she feels like it. Giada will be mean to you, then try to make up with you, then the process repeats itself. She often just finds someone else who wants a friend and manipulates them. From my experience, she can be quite annoying and mean, but if you don't get TOO close to her, she's a great friend.
Layla: Hi Giada, how are you, oh, and hi Mary!
Giada: Hi Layla! I'm good.
Layla: Well, I've gotta go now, bye! (Leaves)
Giada: Mary! Why didn't you say hi?! You know that I want to be her friend! You're a HORRIBLE person, no wonder nobody wants to hang out with you! (Stalks off)
Mary: Wait! I'm sorry Giada... I was just chewing... (Runs after her)
Giada: Hi Layla! I'm good.
Layla: Well, I've gotta go now, bye! (Leaves)
Giada: Mary! Why didn't you say hi?! You know that I want to be her friend! You're a HORRIBLE person, no wonder nobody wants to hang out with you! (Stalks off)
Mary: Wait! I'm sorry Giada... I was just chewing... (Runs after her)
by sharing.my.expirience May 25, 2021
The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.
by clarence beeks January 7, 2007
Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.
I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis
by god May 29, 2005
giada is a (it’s more common) white girl that will use you and talk shit about you behind your back . She’s really fake but faker are the people who know she talks shit about you and tell you that she does because they’re probably all cunts gossiping about you .
“have u heard what giada said about you !”
“no what did she say ?”
that u where a ***** and a ***** your momma was a ***** …”
“no what did she say ?”
that u where a ***** and a ***** your momma was a ***** …”
by @lilpresident on tt April 8, 2023
A Girl that is really mean and creepy. Due to her very tiny size you can't spot her behind bushes or in crowds. She is always watching and hates most ethnicities besides white Europeans.
She doesn't like most religions or any other sexual orientation besides heterosexuality.
What a piece of shit human being.
She doesn't like most religions or any other sexual orientation besides heterosexuality.
What a piece of shit human being.
Person A: Damn, have you seen who burnt down the homeless shelter?
Person B: No but it must've been Giada she really hates them!
Person C: I heard she trained her dog to shit in front of Synagogues and Mosques.
Person B: No but it must've been Giada she really hates them!
Person C: I heard she trained her dog to shit in front of Synagogues and Mosques.
by Mike_Littoris December 5, 2022