Ghostrobate 

Verb.
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The Act Of a Ghost masturbating.

I'm Casper, a lonely ghost. im fat and homely. so basically noone likes me. i ghostrobate often to ease the pain and to prevent ghostly blue balls.

Ghostrobate by Gosef The Pissed Off Serbian August 19, 2008

Gastrobate

-verb
1. To consume copious amounts of food, with the purpose of indulging in pleasure rather than necessary sustenance in an excessive and unrestrained manner. Usually with unhealthy food containing high sugar and/or fat content.

2. To binge eat

Related Forms
Gastrobation - noun
Gastrobating - present progressive
Gastrobatory - adjective

Zac and I are going to Sonic this evening to gastrobate; would you care to join us?

Gastrobate by urbanminstrel March 19, 2011

Ghosturbate

The act of masturbation when a man wraps his white bed sheets around his penis and masturbates with it around said penis until ejaculation in which doesn't take the sheet off of the penis, then the man then falls asleep with the sperm and sheet making a mold of the man's penis looking like a ghost.

Bill: Hey Jim, I ghosturbated last night and my mold was 7 inches!

Jim: I did it too, but my mold was only 5.5 inches.

Ghosturbate by SergeantBooty December 26, 2014