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Ghostext 

Noun: You feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, but when you check to see the text, you find that it doesn't exist.

It can be played off as "seeing the future", because often times you receive said text after your phone is put back in your pocket.
Jose felt his phone vibrate and got excited, but when he pulled out his phone he saw that it was only a ghostext.
Ghostext by Bairee December 2, 2010
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Ghostexting 

When a friend makes plans by text message, then stands you up.
Monika is constantly making plans then not keeping her word. When the bitch sends me a text with some excuse, I will use "ghostexting" and <ignore> her, and give her a taste of her own medicine.
Ghostexting by Valleymax May 15, 2011
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ghostesticles 

The location on a castrated mammal where the testicles would have otherwise resided, but instead is now just a flat, skin-covered area.
My doq was recently neutered and now he's obsessively licking his ghostesticles.
ghostesticles by tempomeister January 3, 2010

ghostest 

A adverb about getting really high on Mary Jane.
Aye dog, im bout to ghostest Blunt.
ghostest by BBloo April 7, 2016

MR_GHOSTETHAN 

A YouTuber/Twitch steamer who doesn't post that often if steam that oftan and is a vtuber bust wants to be a pngtuber but can't afford good pngs from people so is a vtuber
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026