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while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work. Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most" Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!
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When you chug a whole bottle of anbesol then proceed to give yourself oral sex. It will give the feeling of a stranger giving you oral sex. Chuck: Im a little worried about Dan.
Jimmy: Why? Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job. Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him. Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off. |
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Jobs that don't exist. Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs. "Want a job bro?"
"You know I can't do your ghost jobs John" |
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Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters. I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.
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When while performing fellacio from under the sheets, a woman apears to be a bobbing, pleasure-giving ghost. Man, I was really freaked out this morning. I though there was an apparition in my room, but it was just my old lady giving me a suprise ghost job.
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The act or attempt of masturbation to the point of a successful ejaculation while in presence of at least three oblivious persons. Oh man, I thought we were just playing video games last night, but Frank just told me he pulled off a Ghost Job under the blankets.
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A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?
Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left. Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night?? Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job. |
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