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When you look up someone's golf handicap and home club on the golf handicap index website (ghin.com). Similar in the way you would goggle someone.
Bill, you say your new girlfriend's father plays golf? Well, have you ghingled him yet to see what kind of a player he is?
Ghingle by Jerry 14 STYX January 2, 2012
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A redheaded child.
You little ginglet better stay away from the sun before you get burnt.
Ginglet by G.O.A.T. 69 January 9, 2015
One who engages in sex with dwarfs or other little people.
I pulled a gingler last night. She was only 4'6".
gingler by Hugh Jackson August 27, 2003
A species derived from the Silly-Verse mainly known for their playdough-like appearance and green or gingle color. They were mainly passive and served as a police force of sorts for the Silly-Verse. They would continue this reign until Clay, one of the Gingles, committed mass genocide upon his own race wiping out all Gingles.
Person 1 : "Fuck da Gingles"

Person 2 : "I hate their untestable reign over us as the supreme ruler of what is just or not"
Gingle by Shmogmomp Lord January 22, 2023

Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom 

A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.
Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.
The act of paying an individual (mainly a gentleman) to wash your genitalia with the use of a bar of soap (no hand soap) in a vigorous yet effective manner.
'My balls were so dirty, I had to go get them gingled by the gingle meister'.

"Was he good ?'
'Yeah, a highly trained professional, skills passed on through generations'
'Nice'
Gingle by Mothercheese October 23, 2012
Indicative of an incredibly small scrotum or testicles. Typical of the Alabama region but seen as far west as Kansas; now starting to surface in Colorado. Gingles are hereditary.
Sally: How was your date last night with Colby?

Tara: Good, but I don't think it will last.

Sally: Why is that?

Tara: Well he is rather small, if you know what I mean, and has gingles. I wouldn't want my kids to have to deal with that. It must be aweful to live life with gingles.
Gingles by jack_of_trades September 22, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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