Ghettosteem

A hood rat that went to a marginally acceptable school and has developed a false sense of self-worth.

Since she went to community college, her ghettosteem makes her think only having 3 colors in her weave is high class .

Ghettosteem by CharlieBravo July 20, 2011

ghettospeed internet 

While living in the ghetto you cannot afford good dsl or cable speed so you resort to hooking up a sort of hamster wheel where ghetto rats constantly run on (high on crack of course), to power your internet.

I know that homie from Cherry Hill must of had ghettospeed internet, because his black ass was lagging like a mutha fukka on NBA 2k7.

ghettospeed internet by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

ghettostomp

v.- to utterly annihilate

The United States ghettostomped the Iraqi Republican guard.

ghettostomp by Nick Rex May 18, 2005

curbside ghettostomp 

The act of putting someones head on a curb and smashing down on their face with your foot repeatively.

I curbside ghettostomped your sister when she wouldn't make me a sandwich.

curbside ghettostomp by CP LEWIS October 9, 2010

GhettoTheMonkey

God Himself.

"Let us pray to GhettoTheMonkey for a good harvest, lest he smote us all"

GhettoTheMonkey by Heater November 4, 2003