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Ghettosburg 

A small town in Pennsylvania known for its historical events and mind-boggling amounts of ghettoness.
Friend: "I'm goin' to Ghettosburg for a little vay-cay, 'll try not to get shot up!"

Me: "Ghettosburg?"

Friend: "A lil' town up in p-vania, heard sumtin 'bout it in school."

Me: "You mean Gettysburg?"

Friend: "Nahh man, I gots family up there, I gotta war to fight. Dose niggas haulin' some pretty crazy shit."

Me: "Did you pay any attention to school at all?!?!"
Ghettosburg by Tinted Windows August 10, 2012

ghettosaur 

Someone who has lived in the hood for so long that they are likened to be a dinosaur of the ghetto.
One kid to another: "Who's that crazy old cracker pushing the cart?"
Other kid: "Old Bob? Dude, that guy is a ghettosaur!"
ghettosaur by idiotboxradio May 20, 2006

ghettosburg  

another name for a place so ghetto you wouldn't electively be there.

Ghettosmurf 

A man/boy of small stature, who claims and represent his hood the best way he can, with bakbone and a spine. He never let others insult him or his neighbourhood, even though he is small.
Person A: "Have you met that dude, DCSZ?" Person B: "Yeah, I met him at the basketball-court last week, I told him that he had to grow at least twenty inches to play with us, so he broke my nose!" Person A: "I told you! That guy's a real Ghettosmurf!"
Ghettosmurf by Lucartive April 16, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026