by cameltoegijoe May 24, 2015
Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.
by Krummholio May 12, 2007
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When someone or something is "off the gherkin" they are crazy, or doing something unconventional. When someone is described as "off the gherkin" they are doing something they wouldn't normally do, or something that could be considered out of character and strange.
Something that is also very cool or lit, can also be considered as "off the gherkin". Anything that is trendy, or in fashion can also be described this way.
Something that is also very cool or lit, can also be considered as "off the gherkin". Anything that is trendy, or in fashion can also be described this way.
"Oh wow Tommy is screaming in the Walmart, he is so off the gherkin."
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"This function is off the gherkin."
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"This function is off the gherkin."
by 123Josh456 October 5, 2021
This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.
by Street kid February 13, 2017
The gherkin is a fruit similar in form and nutritional value to a cucumber. The Newdle is a narrow, ribbon like strip of dried dough, usually made of flour, eggs, and water. The hybrid Gherkin Newdle, is most commonly known as Jeabba but is also and most commonly referred to as Jeanna.
Jeanna is a gherkin newdle.
by merx. October 25, 2009