A gezzer is an older man who frequently laments the size of his shrinking male parts due to inactivity and age.
"Man oh man. It seems the more I age, the more my man-unit is shrinking. I never thought I'd be a gezzer."
by conundrum_replete July 17, 2017
by Benny Blanko February 14, 2019
An extremely British middle age man who love his wife, kids, football, and chugging pints with his lads.
by Aragorn, son of Arathorn December 27, 2022