Get’n Git' is a hybrid quick-stop, one-stop-shop, get-in and get-the-hell-out convenience store gas station. The Get’n Git’ is fused to offer not just fast quality gas, but mouthwatering tasty treats of self-indulging succulent prizes such as no-expiration packaged honey buns, gourmet industrial coffee with choice creamers, or even the coveted grand slam crispy skinned jumbo dog endlessly spinning on heat rollers. The Get’n Git offers self-serving microwavable double stuffed hot pockets, lucid ice-cream doodads and sparkled thingamabobs, laced with coveted flagship flavorful frozen drinks and mixed collections of soda pops and delectable drinks. This pole-positioned popular pleasing paradise maintains its notoriety of speedily whipping up an assortment of refreshing nibbles in the hotbed of nirvana, while getting in and getting out before the store manager subtly waves a shotgun while emphasizing Git’! because you can’t decide, pay, and get going!
Customer Gavin: “Hey you got any butterfingers or tootsie pops”?
Store Manager: “Yeah! Now Get’n Git”!
Store Manager: “Yeah! Now Get’n Git”!
by Torsiondrummer October 3, 2018