Get ranched on is slang for ejaculating in one's face. This is because ranch dressing looks very similar to semen. This saying can be taken literally or applied in other places, such as destruction of someone else in a video game or a big hit in football.
Jessie's face got ranched on last night
Ray Lewis yelled "Get ranched on," after annihilating the QB
Ray Lewis yelled "Get ranched on," after annihilating the QB
by tjamestar September 12, 2010