Gert Day 

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.

Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”

Gert Day by Derogatory term February 8, 2022

Gertday 

The birthday of a young-ish women who was called Gert once in Prague during a bar crawl. She typically drinks espresso martinis, preferably while wearing red lipstick and stalking sommeliers are wine bars . Her cat Paco is notorious for vomiting on expensive sneakers.

Happy Gertday! Would like a pretzel bag?

Happy Gertday, why did your cat ruin my sneakers?

Gertday by LPGretch June 14, 2021