A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.
Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"
Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
by capturethefag February 11, 2021