An older slut, usually over the age of 40. They’re usually more established and experienced than a basic slut. High mileage.
Hooking up with geriatric sluts is top tier. You don’t have to worry about ubering them home, paying for stuff, or them catching feelings. They have their own and know what they want.
by Kairo2020 October 2, 2020
He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.
by J Farrar April 25, 2015
1. The act of denying your actual age in order to give others the impression that you are younger. 2. A medical procedure intended to provide persons of advanced years the appearance of being younger.
For the last twenty years, Jack claimed to others that he's only 39 years of age, and for the last five, he's even used hair coloring. He acts as if he's had a geriatric bypass.
by Retrospect1986 August 28, 2010
Did you hear that Heath Ledger's OD was supposed to be accidental?
Bullshit - it was totally a geriatric bypass.
Bullshit - it was totally a geriatric bypass.
by Jayfa September 2, 2010
- The term the Anthony Kuhn says only to the mentally handicapped, potheads, Sluts of any kind (Kiersten Hores, Ashley George, Kayla Cunningham, ect.), and the political republicans that can not do a damn in society.
Ronnie Hickman-"Hey any of you guys have a dollar?" Kuhn- " NO! So go away you geriatric fuck!"
Hey Tom, I caught up with my neighbor, and they told me that his kid was mentally challenged so I say to them "so he's a geriatric fuck?" So they came in their hands and threw it in my face and yelled "SEAGULLIN'"
Hey Tom, I caught up with my neighbor, and they told me that his kid was mentally challenged so I say to them "so he's a geriatric fuck?" So they came in their hands and threw it in my face and yelled "SEAGULLIN'"
by JPS2984 March 22, 2009
by princess1987 November 25, 2010