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jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.
I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.
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Gerin's Disease 

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model
I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!
Gerin's Disease by 666cr February 18, 2015
Geraint is one sexy son of a bitch that is oftenly mistaken for the second-coming of Jesus. Though the Greek roots of Geraint is 'Geron' (meaning old), Geraint will always look half his age. Legend has it that Geraint can make any girl weak at the knees with a simple smile. Some say he has three legs. Others say he has an insanely large cock.
"Dude, is that Jesus levitating?!"
"Nah, bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That guy must be a Geraint."
Geraint by NotGeraint November 14, 2013

germindian 

Offsprings of German and Indian Couple.
Angela is Germindian, her father is an Indian and her mother is a German.
germindian by Johnxyz August 18, 2006

Garfinkeling

Named after UCLA sociologist Harold Garfinkel, the act of violating social norms in order to gauge reactions. Also known as a "breaching experiment."
I don't think she really enjoys licking infants, I'm sure she was just Garfinkeling.
Garfinkeling by The real Alex December 31, 2009

Garfinkeled

When a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face.
A: How did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! Last time I saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma's basement for weeks on end.

B: Dude, ______ was garfinkeled.

A: Ah, the company's gonna go bankrupt.
Garfinkeled by Icannadoeet November 30, 2016