Gerbulence 

ger•bu•lence |ˈgərbyələns|

noun

violent or unsteady movement of a gerbil, or of some other animal inside the anus

I experienced some gerbulence when the gerbil scurried as it entered and got lost in my a-nuss.

Gerbulence by gerbil-finder October 30, 2010

Grubulence 

Food and or Beverages; nourishment. Synonym to Sustenance

I am going to lunch at 12 for some grubulence

Grubulence by thesackboy August 23, 2021

verbulence 

flatulence of the mouth or pen, the condition of releasing words like expelling gas, chronically. Farting words

He so enjoyed telling how marvelous he was, he suffered from a severe case of verbulence.

verbulence by dflgirlygirl December 25, 2008

Gertuence

An objects ability to float

We have to make sure the boat has gertuence

Gertuence by Surface plum dragon August 14, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016