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ger•bu•lence |ˈgərbyələns|

noun

violent or unsteady movement of a gerbil, or of some other animal inside the anus
I experienced some gerbulence when the gerbil scurried as it entered and got lost in my a-nuss.
by gerbil-finder October 29, 2010