A skater type person, donning oval shaped skating shoes. Usually also wearing cargo shorts that come to the bottom of the knee, and an excessively graphic graphic tee that tends to draw your sight from the peripheral, only to rape your senses once you've focused on it.
gerbs are also known to own many assortments of graphic flat-brimmed hats, usually having one to match each of their excessively graphic tee shirts. they tend to have some piercing, either the eyebrow or small gauges.
the gerb's hobbies are usually transfixed on skate-type hobbies, either some sort of skating or often times "tagging" the areas just like they learned from tony hawk underground video game series.
gerbs smoke (and will attempt to sell you) a distinct strain of low quality marijuana called "gerb weed" which will immediately make you pass out and wake up with no energy. gerbs should be avoided at all cost, they are a total and utter waste.
gerbs are also known to own many assortments of graphic flat-brimmed hats, usually having one to match each of their excessively graphic tee shirts. they tend to have some piercing, either the eyebrow or small gauges.
the gerb's hobbies are usually transfixed on skate-type hobbies, either some sort of skating or often times "tagging" the areas just like they learned from tony hawk underground video game series.
gerbs smoke (and will attempt to sell you) a distinct strain of low quality marijuana called "gerb weed" which will immediately make you pass out and wake up with no energy. gerbs should be avoided at all cost, they are a total and utter waste.
the new guy that moved in down the hall is a total gerb. Not only does he stink up the whole hall doing his shitty "tag-art" with all those spraypaints, but i hear him clunking around in those obnoxious skate shoes all damn day. fucking gerb
by gerby gerb gerb May 29, 2012
"Gerbs" A group of people that contain both men and women that prevent all men from getting with the women in that group. This is caused by a complex system of friend zones.
by Baby foods limited September 29, 2012
A) someone who loves Television, a lot, and plays video games.
B) someone who obsesses over jogging pants.
C) Creepster
B) someone who obsesses over jogging pants.
C) Creepster
-Yo nig, that guy gerb's all day long. he's never gonna get laid.
-Yeh man, I think hes a pretty big dan too.
-Yeh man, I think hes a pretty big dan too.
by Big D^2 January 9, 2008
A masculine gentleman, typically divorced that likes to doink women of all wages. He is notorious for quick throw downs with co-workers, neighbors and any hizzo's that are hot. He will not pound fat or ugly chicks and on occasion a few butter faces.
Bro: That dude over there looks like a player.
Chick: That dude is a Manwhore Gerb. He doinked me last night.
Chick: That dude is a Manwhore Gerb. He doinked me last night.
by MWGERB November 14, 2019
Damn dude, we bone dry. Lets go scrape a gerb turd.
Damn, we all out of bud? Scrape that pipe for a gerb turd.
Damn, we all out of bud? Scrape that pipe for a gerb turd.
by unc-gerbs July 21, 2009
a sheet of paper, chewed into tiny sections, covered with spit and shaped into a ball, which when thrown forcefully against a flat surface such as a teacher's blackboard completely covers the surface with myriad tiny saliva-drenched paper pieces.
When Brother Martin stepped out of the catechism classroom to take a call, which he did every class period, Ricky spit out onto his hand the multiple gerb he had been nursing and hurled it against the big dry erase board. The tiny spittle covered pieces instantly splattered across the board and around its edges. The splatter of white against white wasn't noticed until having dried thoroughly over the weekend.
by Russell Clark November 25, 2006
People who don't, know don't need to know.
by reallynigha13 October 21, 2016