1. The worst practial joke of all time
2. The most powerful man on the planet also the man with the lowest IQ all time
3. One of the worst things that you can call or compare someone to
Your acting just like george w. bush trying to take over the world
by Fencing Dude July 8, 2006
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the americans had 8 years of untamed bush. they finnaly shaved.
Man 1: Dude we finally shaved our bush

Man 2: MMMHHHHMMMM!!!

George w bush: hehe, i bombed shit!
by The Br00talzz March 3, 2009
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An elf from Texas who is the president of the United States of America. Voted into office by trailer trash with IQ's lower than a moron.
George W Bush's ears are so big, he looks like a frikkin elf.
by the shiznit April 5, 2006
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A moron fratboy who's fathers oil money kept him from service in 'Nam,kept him from ever having to work and must've paid the school system to keep him out of special ed.The only thing he is good at is GREED and dirty politics.Watch the price of fuel drop just before election time.His ties with the Binladen group will see to that.LOOK AT DOWNLOADED PIC.Thatll explain it.
"While wiping my ass ,I got shit on my hand.There by pulling a George W Bush"
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Became 43rd President of the USA through a coup d'etat by colluding with his brother Jeb, Governor of Florida, to wipe black voters from voter registration roles.
Somehow graduated from Yale by binge drinking and was magically accepted into Harvard BUSINESS School with C- grades.

Took business degree and quickly ran three oil companies into the ground. Bailed out each time by Saudi Arabian sheiks, to whom he is now an oilbitch.

Only known cokehead President.
George "W" Bush is the first President ever elected without actually being elected or being able to speak the English language.

I believe that my 4 year old is smarter than George "W" Bush.

I believe my 4 year old monkey is smarter than George "W" Bush.

George "W" Bush didn't need an education, why do I?

When asked for an opinion on a matter of national security, George "W" Bush replied, "I don't know, ask Cheney."
by Charles Lee August 15, 2006
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The only person to ever make Ashlee Simpson look intelligent by comparison.
If Mr. George W. Bush even has a brain then Ashlee Simpson is a fucking rocket scientist.
by Bubba Backwater October 17, 2006
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George W Bush is the 43rd president of the United States. His reign lasted for eight years (2001-2009). He was a very shitty president and a complete jackass.
As a child, George W Bush ate paint chips off of his basement wall.
by Striker122 January 4, 2010
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