On the first night of being president, George W. Bush was worried about being president, and was worried that he'd be good for the coutry. So on the first night in office, he fell asleep, and had a dream about himself and George Washington. He asked Washington "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" Washington replied "never tell a lie." Bush responded "well, other people really tell me what to say, so I'm not sure I can really do that, but thanks." On the second night, Bush dreamed of Jefferson. "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" he asked of Jefferson. Jefferson told him to "listen to the people". Bush replied "well, the republican party really is the one to give me my orders, so I don't know if I can do that, but thank you." On the third night, Bush dreamed of Abraham Lincoln. This time he thought 'good, this president is a Republican, maybe he can give me some advice I can follow!' and he again asked "what can I do to be a good president for this country?" Lincoln repied " Go to the theatre."
1. He helped take out Saddam Hussein
2. He helped the Stock Market boom
3. He turned Iraq into a Democracy
4. He helped found the No Child Left Behind Act
5. He lowered taxes
6. He alleviated the North Korean threat
7. He approved the Immigration reform bill (but liberals killed it.)
8. Helped with Jessica's Law
9. Prevented many terrorist attacks
10. Prevented John Kerry from taking office.
The target of blind and irrational hatred from liberals, communists, eurotrash, and the Minute Men border patrolling militia.
This usually stems from deep rooted personal insecurities and from growing up in female-dominated households.
Virgil: Well the numbers that keep coming in keep surpassing what was forecasted. 40,000 jobs added just last month. And the Dow Jones as broken 12 records over the last 3 weeks.
Andy: Damn, how come no one seems to acknowledge this?
Virgil: Well my son, there's mainly two reasons for this. First, the media hasn't really been covering it. And second, the president has done a terrible job of
george w. bush.
(other guy) yes i did he was trying to spell Al Queda but struggled because Queda is spelled with a Q not a K.
(guy) i know isnt he great. WHOO HOO PRAISE GOD DUBYA
George W Bush is GOD