A muggle man who is ex-president of the United States of America who is inevitably working for Lord Voldemort
George W. Bush: Lord... what shall I do next?
Voldemort: bring down the economy so i can ruin your country. get into unnecessary wars. do other random crap.
GWB: yes sir. semper fidelis. always faithful to only you Lord.
by DixieLeeLove March 12, 2010
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Arguably the worst president that America has ever seen.

Proof that if you believe in yourself you can do anything... wtf did I just say? Correction: Proof that if you are rich and have friends in high places you can do anything
"Come the millennium, month 12
In the home of greatest power,
The village idiot will come forth
To be acclaimed the leader."

-Nostradamus, 1555

I guess Nostradamus knew George W. Bush was coming.
by snipertarget March 1, 2008
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A criminally-insane political prostitute and bank robber.
George W. Bush looted the treasury like a criminally insane communist on methamphetamine.
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Statics show that he is the most unpopular president in American History. only 29% of this country like him. Turned America into a wealthy beacon of light and hope for the world into a drowning in debt, falling ecomnomy, most hated country in the world. Did his best to make minorities such as muslims look bad.
George W. Bush is proof that we are related to monkies and elves.
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A leader who is so insecure about his own shit for brains level of intelligence that he appoints the most mediocre people in the world to positions of immense responsibility, which is one of the many reasons why this country is so fucked up right now, because it's staffed by these idiots so that W can walk into any given place and think to himself "I'm the smartest person here".
All you need to do is look at George W. Bush appointees like Alberto Gonzales, Harriet Myers, Mike Brown, Monica Goodling, and John Bolton to understand what I'm talking about.
by Joel B. Hatton August 9, 2007
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1 - Proof that some village in Texas is missing its idiot

2 - The reason I wonder just how competent the schooling system is (If they passed this guy...)

3 - An unitelligent chimp/example of sub-human intelligence who got elected because his brother fudged up the votes in Florida

4 - Someone who will hopefully be charged with war crimes/violating the Constitution when our 44th president enters office less than a day from now
Court Official: *holds out bible* do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

George W. Bush: *puts hand on bible* Yes.

Court Official: Is it true that your started the Iraq war?

Bush: uuuuh...no.
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George W. Bush once bombed LegoLand for not make a George W. Bush minifigure.
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