The result of mathematicians being bored as shit so they create worthless stuff like postulates and theorems and fucking horrible proofs that are meant to fail the fuck out of high school students.
by Opinionated Webster March 23, 2016
A tool to torture kids mentally and physically. Most useless thing to learn. Has no use at all even though teachers say it does. Can be replaced with logic class if teachers want us to learn about reasoning and proof. Not even math. Only way for a homeless guy to get a job. Almost 99% of homeless people in the world are Geometry experts because they have no dignity learning geometry.
Start of school*
Hey kids welcome to geometry!
Me: Why do we learn geometry?
Teacher: because it teaches us to think before we believe something!
Me: then what is all the math for?
Teacher: some questions can't be answered.
me: and what is the reason for that?
teacher: STFU
Me: *whispers* stupid geometry and teachers.
Hey kids welcome to geometry!
Me: Why do we learn geometry?
Teacher: because it teaches us to think before we believe something!
Me: then what is all the math for?
Teacher: some questions can't be answered.
me: and what is the reason for that?
teacher: STFU
Me: *whispers* stupid geometry and teachers.
by LordBobiscuis January 22, 2016
by Ffyluf May 12, 2010
The dumbest freaking class you'll ever have to take in high school. And trust me, it is highly unlikely that you'll ever need it in life. They teach kids how to find the area of a regular polygon or solve a stupid proof, but not how to balance a budget, or find a job, or how to correctly speak English or anything really useful. That seems like a great idea.
by miadarrigo99 April 17, 2015
A crazy, stupid way of torturing students and we can thank Pythagoras for that. people that teach geomatry are usually old, since no one cares about it now. once they die out, a.k.a. extinct, the human race shall be free!!!
Weee, look at meee i am pythagoras, a squared and b squared is ummmm... f squared, no wait... c squaredd... weeee!!!
by JoeyW June 21, 2005
(n)
A commonly used foreign language that is used in middle and high school.
It is also a word that means, "Confusion, Failing, Tears, Repetitive swearing."
Geometry is also commonly spoken by fast paced teachers who laugh at you when you don't understand something so apparently "easy."
A commonly used foreign language that is used in middle and high school.
It is also a word that means, "Confusion, Failing, Tears, Repetitive swearing."
Geometry is also commonly spoken by fast paced teachers who laugh at you when you don't understand something so apparently "easy."
Bob: Hey Tim, did you see that girl holding the geometry book?
Tim: Yes I did, that girl thinks geometry is used in everyday life.
Bob: That girl is in for a lot of tears, failing and repetitive swearing.
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Teacher: Geometry will be used in real life everyday.
Student: Give me an example then.
Teacher: ..You will use it to build a tree house.
Student: Because everyone needs a freaking tree house.
Tim: Yes I did, that girl thinks geometry is used in everyday life.
Bob: That girl is in for a lot of tears, failing and repetitive swearing.
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Teacher: Geometry will be used in real life everyday.
Student: Give me an example then.
Teacher: ..You will use it to build a tree house.
Student: Because everyone needs a freaking tree house.
by Nightmare_Jarate July 9, 2014
An absolute waste of your fucking time in school. After you graduate collage or something, why the fuck would you need to know how to measure the Earth?
(Geo=Earth, Metry=measurement, therefore, Geo+Metry= Measurement of the Earth)
Just why the hell do you need to know this shit if you want to be Bill Gates somebody tell me that!
(Geo=Earth, Metry=measurement, therefore, Geo+Metry= Measurement of the Earth)
Just why the hell do you need to know this shit if you want to be Bill Gates somebody tell me that!
Bob: Ugh, I fucking hate school!
Me: Why? I like school! Only thing is that fucked up math homework every teacher likes to torture kids with! Especially Geometry! God I fucking hate geometry so God damn much!
Bob: Stop bragging about what any normal kid knows you dumbass.
Me: Why? I like school! Only thing is that fucked up math homework every teacher likes to torture kids with! Especially Geometry! God I fucking hate geometry so God damn much!
Bob: Stop bragging about what any normal kid knows you dumbass.
by AffectedMind March 9, 2020