It is often the case that idiots describe themselves as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people.
"Like, woah, yeah man, I'm like, such a genious, dude!"
"Well, you're retarded..."
Like any traditional genie, this genie grants you three or more wishes. However, this genie has a PhD in whale biology, so he can advise on wise choices for your wishes! Always hope for a genieous to come out of that damn lamp!
Ashton: "I want three bustybabes"
Genieous: "Why not have all of them? I AM a genie"
Ashton: "Never leave me"
What one person calls another while trying to subvert the other's intelligence, often in a public forum.
The attacker may account for the superfluous "o" by claiming to be of French heritage, but no one will believe him and will enjoy the irony of misspelling "genius" while trying to undermine another's intelligence.
A petty member of the forum will point out the mistake and may create a new definition for "genious" at Urban Dictionary.
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.