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Genelise is most easily described as the highest quality of girls you will ever find. What your girl lacks, she has. She is as good as they get. It's her stunning goddess like appearance that makes her so goddamn untouchable. God went fucking ham while creating this true angel. She is a blessing to this earth. Yet what makes Genelise truly the most magnificent of all human beings isn't only her radiant figure.

When a Genelise walks into the room, everyone cums instantly. The sight of a Genelise is truly a sight to see. She always appears to be walking in slow motion, followed by a beam of light and angelic music because well... she's a fucking angel.

A Genelise is probably the most caring person you will ever have the privilege to talk to in your lifetime. When you look into her slightly larger than average eyes, you feel like you've traveled to another world because she holds the universe in her eyes. Be careful because one look and you'll tripping over your self falling in love for this girl. Once you meet a Genelise you have a friend for life. She is the most loyal and respectful person. She's also known for her impeccable life advice and support. If you need a shoulder to cry on, she has two.

If you ever find yourself a Genelise in life, do yourself a favor and never ever let go of her.
I think I just fell in love with Genelise.
Genelise by therealgodhimself March 14, 2017
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genrelise 

Inventing excessive, ridiculous and unnecessary sub-genres, cross-genres and meta-genres to describe a style of music, your personal taste in music or the music of a specific artist. Particularly prevalent in the fields of electronic dance music and extreme metal.
DJ: "I play kind of hyped-up progressive deep house with a kind of minimal/fidget flavour to it"
Everyone else: "Don't fucking genrelise mate"

Metaller: "I'm really into Nordic folk-deathcore and symphonic black grindcore the moment"
Everyone else: "Yeah? Great. So you like metal, right?"

Music journalist: "Have you heard of Aquacrunk? It's the new big thing from Glasgow. Everyone's talking about it"
Everyone else: "Aquacrunk? Are you fucking joking? Get a life mate."
genrelise by Genghis Kong February 12, 2009
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An unusual and mysterious entity; prone to getting extremely white girl wasted. Known for being trippy.

An acid trip in himself, emits a strong herbal smell usually mixed with mild sweat and old alcohol.
This weekend I'm going to get fucking Genewised.
Genewised by Lil'Jeff July 27, 2016
Si genelie kay taga liloan, iyang mobile data kay DITO, gwapa sd ni nga babae, daghan nag apas.
Genelie is gwapa 123
Genelie by Leylam2001 November 23, 2021
Si genelie kay taga liloan, iyang mobile data kay DITO, gwapa sd ni nga babae, daghan nag apas.
Genelie is gwapa, gwapa si genelie so gwapa jd sya
Genelie by Leylam2001 November 23, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026