gel douche

A slippery douche bag.

-John gave me all the signs that he wanted to be my boyfriend but when Jenna started talking to him, he ignored me and tonight they're going on a date.
-Wow. What a gel douche!

by vladlen November 25, 2013

Douche Gel

Styling substance with the purpose of extreme douche spikes with hair

Susan has to wear an eye patch because that guy used to much douche gel and poked her eye out.

by vingratis March 22, 2009