Gedge

(verb)
1. To cause embarrassment to oneself by continuously trying to call someone after a night out

2. To cause embarrassment to oneself by persuading someone else to call a particular person on your behalf during a night out

You wouldn't believe who did a gedge last night.

Things got a bit weird after she kept doing a gedge on me.

by MrA January 12, 2009

Gedge

Term used by Northern English Ravers to describe perspiration that collects between the buttocks.

so much gedge - I need to get out of these pants

by closely observed trains August 18, 2010

Gedge

A North of England word meaning an old man, fogey, bloke. The sort of chap you would see with a Woodbine out of his mouth, a crooked back and a dodgy mac.

Check out the old gedge with his flies undone!

by Mike Chapman December 4, 2003

Gedge

Something/Someone horrible, disgusting, shit or with poor attributes.

Opposite of Dench or Peng

your feet smell well gedge

or

that bird you pulled was proper gedge

by Mista S March 18, 2012

Gedg

Perfect person

Oh man I wish Gedg was here, he's so perfect

by Gedg February 3, 2022

Gedge

The combined powers of both gooning and edging. Can also be used to describe homosexual men edging together.

Me and bro were gedging all night lol.
I really like to Gedge

by SmegmeSigma March 25, 2025

Pulling a Gedge

The art of falling asleep when you shouldn't: When clubbing, while eating a burger etc

Doris: Is that Rachel over there, sleeping in her plate of food?
Ted: Yeah.. She's pulling a Gedge..

by yculfishh April 7, 2010