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(verb)
1. To cause embarrassment to oneself by continuously trying to call someone after a night out

2. To cause embarrassment to oneself by persuading someone else to call a particular person on your behalf during a night out
You wouldn't believe who did a gedge last night.

Things got a bit weird after she kept doing a gedge on me.
by MrA February 17, 2008
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2
Something/Someone horrible, disgusting, shit or with poor attributes.

Opposite of Dench or Peng
your feet smell well gedge

or

that bird you pulled was proper gedge
by Mista S February 09, 2012
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Term used by Northern English Ravers to describe perspiration that collects between the buttocks.
so much gedge - I need to get out of these pants
by closely observed trains August 18, 2010
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A North of England word meaning an old man, fogey, bloke. The sort of chap you would see with a Woodbine out of his mouth, a crooked back and a dodgy mac.
Check out the old gedge with his flies undone!
by Mike Chapman December 04, 2003
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A universal term for punishment or annoyance
Be careful when you are crossing the street or you might get gedged.

John got gedged by his boss when he told him he had to stay a few extra hours.
by Peter Barracuda April 01, 2015
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To slam a door following an altercation in a relationship (usually bedroom but could be front door or other) - works best in terraced houses in northern English.
oh dear, doesn't sound like that went too well - he's Gedged the door on his way out.
by infrared13 January 13, 2010
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