by Jonny B Crazy August 14, 2008
Größter Anzunehmender Unfall, (trans: Maximum Credible Accident) is a German term used for nuclear accidents at approximately International Nuclear Event Scale (INES) - Level 4. Nuclear holocaust or Chernobyl would be a Super-GAU. Colloquially equivalent to WCS (worst case scenario), or when shit hits the fan.
When, whilst you are watching a mushroom cloud rise on the horizon that ugly girl from last weekend's party calls to tell you that you got her pregnant and that she probably gave you herpes, you know you are experiencing a Super-GAU.
by pme25 October 13, 2010
Is a slang term often used to describe somebody with the mental aptitude of a 'big titty anime bitch'
"That was such a Gau thing to do", as an alternative to, " That was such a brain dead thing to do, are you some sort of big titty anime bitch"
by XXXtraLongShlong May 7, 2019
An unofficial interjection in the english language. Used to make someone feel dumb or awkward. Pronounced as "hau" in a really high pitched tone.
by Bret42 August 7, 2007
Unconsensual feeling of lust towards a male that seems female.
Or you just accidentally hit the U key instead of Y
Or you just accidentally hit the U key instead of Y
confound it I have GAU again
by Shaun Evans October 9, 2020
If there was a Grab Ass university, you would all have full scholarships.
That was so GAU when you burned that house down and cheated on your girlfriend.
That was so GAU when you burned that house down and cheated on your girlfriend.
by Connor Euler May 12, 2006