1. world's richest asshole and convicted monopolist<br>
2. world's richest living example of Silver Spoon Syndrome<br>
3. corporate software tycoon who made billions with the help of his father (a famously sleazy Seattle attorney and partner with Preston Gates & Ellis of Jack Abramoff fame) and a phenomenal talent for stealing other people's ideas and manipulating the government and media<b>
4. Seattle-born geek who's often credited with the birth of the personal computer even though he's done more than anyone else to retard the industry<br>
5. the world's greatest pseudo-philanthropist, perhaps of all time
2. world's richest living example of Silver Spoon Syndrome<br>
3. corporate software tycoon who made billions with the help of his father (a famously sleazy Seattle attorney and partner with Preston Gates & Ellis of Jack Abramoff fame) and a phenomenal talent for stealing other people's ideas and manipulating the government and media<b>
4. Seattle-born geek who's often credited with the birth of the personal computer even though he's done more than anyone else to retard the industry<br>
5. the world's greatest pseudo-philanthropist, perhaps of all time
Having a wife who sits on the Washington Post's board of directors, along with his bridge partner (Warrenn Buffett), makes it easy for Bill Gates to disguise his public relations efforts, bribes and tax write-offs as philanthropy, even duping many liberal activists.
by David Blomstrom May 16, 2006
somebody able to take one idea that a monkey could have thought of and ride it to riches by convincing those dumber than them that he/she is the greatest genius since einstein-
a one hit wonder that never goes away
a one hit wonder that never goes away
how did j-lo bill gate us into thinkin she can sing...4+ albums of crap sombody stop her
-cant be mad cuz ricky martin is the puerto rican bill gates
-cant be mad cuz ricky martin is the puerto rican bill gates
by eric charway August 24, 2005
The definition of F*CKING successful!
"Bill Gates' house also features an estate-wide server system running Windows and heated floors and driveways. Guests wear pins that upon entrance of a room automatically adjust temperature, music, and lighting based on the guest's preferences, according to the narration in the virtual tour below."
Gates and his wife Melinda are very fond of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, and they have inscribed in the library a sentence from the last page of the novel:
"He had come a long way to this blue lawn, and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it."
Gates and his wife Melinda are very fond of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, and they have inscribed in the library a sentence from the last page of the novel:
"He had come a long way to this blue lawn, and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it."
by Xbox Guy March 24, 2010
An asshole that copied apple computers and got rich off it, He makes shitty software that crashes every half hour, it gets infected with spyware and viruses and is "dll hell". He still copies apple till this day. Vista took him 5 years to make because every year apple made something new and he had to find out a way to put it into vista... If u don't believe me, go to youtube and type in 'apple vs vista' or 'apple adds'
Oh crap my windows has crashed again.. Get a mac!
What do air con's and computers have in common? They both stop working when you open windows.
Lets Throw an apple pie at Bill Gates.
What do air con's and computers have in common? They both stop working when you open windows.
Lets Throw an apple pie at Bill Gates.
by Tony Kennedy August 21, 2007
One of the founders of Microsoft and formerly the world's richest man (passed by the founder of Ikea). People like to blame him for everything, because he's rich and part of human nature is blaming rich people for all your problems.
Car won't start?
Got fired from work?
Your candidate got owned in the election?
Blame Bill Gates!! Everyone's doing it, it's the new national pastime.
Got fired from work?
Your candidate got owned in the election?
Blame Bill Gates!! Everyone's doing it, it's the new national pastime.
by C++ August 16, 2005
Is going to give 90% of his money to charity on death!!! thats Nealy $45Billion. Guy Can Program what ever the fuck he wants. That kind of cash is Cure for cancer good.
by Ostego August 25, 2005
Person 1: "How do I get songs on my playlist?"
Person 2: "Drag and drop, biatch. Damn, you a regular bill gates on that shit."
Person 2: "Drag and drop, biatch. Damn, you a regular bill gates on that shit."
by In need of better service at the deli October 10, 2006