A “Gaston meneses” is a very unsettling creature. It waddles on it’s only two legs and consistently makes very odd noises for attention. It’s favorite word is “Frat” and if you want to make it happy just talk about Greek life. Many have said that it’s eyes have traces of evil in them and it’s intentions are cruel.

WARNING: Do not get it drunk, if you do. Just let it be alone for a couple hours till it sobers up.
Did you see that “Gaston meneses” at rush? It had eyes like a great white and was very on edge whole time.
by THE TREE BRANCH 99 April 2, 2022
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