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gassperated 

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"
gassperated by dw8177 July 30, 2017
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maltese gossipers 

Those old and middle-aged faggot women who do what they can to find out about their neighbours so that they can tell the whole world about it.
Old women peeking from behind a window to see what the neighbours are up to. 40-year-old women who act like the're 20 and gossip about their friends behind their back.
One who gossips...? It's pretty straightforward.
S: "Who's that?"
B: "Oh that's Dan Humphries, he's a gossiper"
D: " Miss Blair! He's gossip girl"
B: "Shut the fuck up Dorota"
gossiper by FetusWhisperer April 19, 2015