Gas Blast
Gas Blast by Tammer the Slammer September 30, 2011
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Ass Gas Blasting
A strong rocket like directional fart. Specifically directed at a crowd of people or in most cases a singular person. It may be supersonic and warp the space and time around itself. Due to the supersonic nature, visuals could be witnessed. Smell is guaranteed to kill a small rat but ceiling is unknown. You achieve this feat by drinking an incredibly large amount of sparkling water/soda, Taco Bell, and desire. Point. Aim. Shoot. Bang.
*3 friends hanging out*
Josh: Hey man, did you drop something?
John: No, watch this. I have to get the angle just right. I'm about to give Andy a good ole Ass Gas Blasting.
*ass gas blasting ensues*
Andy: Dude what the hell? My throat is closi-clo-cl-
*Andy goes unconcious*
Josh: Good Ass Gas Blasting dude!
John: Thanks!
Josh: Hey man, did you drop something?
John: No, watch this. I have to get the angle just right. I'm about to give Andy a good ole Ass Gas Blasting.
*ass gas blasting ensues*
Andy: Dude what the hell? My throat is closi-clo-cl-
*Andy goes unconcious*
Josh: Good Ass Gas Blasting dude!
John: Thanks!
Ass Gas Blasting by Degenerat April 16, 2026
Bastard gas
A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.
Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
Bastard gas by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
Bastard gas
A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions. 2-Pentene is a bastard gas.
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Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
Bastard gas by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.