ass gas

Term my grandmother used to refer to farts that have been both squashed and amplified by sitting in a leather reclinign chair during the release.

If it wasn't my grandmother, I would have told the supplier of the ass gas to drop dead in an effort to shut their asshole.

by Dead Menace August 7, 2009

ass gas

a bad fart

person 1: what the fuck is that smell
person 2: shiit smells like ass gas
person3: gross

by tehnewmemes October 7, 2017

gas or ass

Motorcycle riders know that if you go too slow in a tight turn you will fall off your bike.

If you even think about a U Turn in this parking lot it is going to be gas or ass.

by Bobcat Tommy April 11, 2012

ass gas or grass

The most acceptable forms of payment for the favor of being given a ride to any destination. Roughly translates to: money, weed, or sex (oral sex is also acceptable). Gifts should be given promptly and without hesitation.

Brian: Well, here we are.

Girl: Aw, well thanks for the ride Brian-

*she begins to exit the car*

Brian: Hey- hey, hey! Not so fast, its ass gas or grass in this car, bitch. And it seems I've got a full tank and plenty of the fine erb, so uhhh... *nods head, indicating genitals*

by BES the best July 3, 2006

ass, gas or grass

The toll for riding in anothers vehicle. Only one is required in trade.

If your riding with me you better give up some ass, gas or grass

by garbage eater March 26, 2009

ass gas or grass

If someone is asking you for a ride and you don´t feel the need to give it away for nothing, it´s a good opportunity to ask for "ass, gas or grass".

Meaning you wish to take advantage of the situation by getting a good fuck, some bucks for the gas you´re gonna need or at least something to get a buzz from.

(Maybe one of you might describe it better, as I´m by no means a native speaker!)

"You wanna go to Mexico with me? Take a ride? Well, what´s your currency...
ass gas or grass ?
Nobody rides for free, you know?!"

by Fichtelschwein February 4, 2010

gas, grass and ass

the Holy Trinity of what a rogue vagabond biker needs on his eternal nomadic travels.

1. Robbie filled his motorcycle tank with gas today, he bought some doobies so he can chill out tonight and Shelley (who he met at a roadside tavern-casino on Highway 93) - well, she's his ... you know...
Gas, grass and ass.

2. On the school playground Mark had on a faded denim jacket that showed a biker with a nude chick smoking weed on a Harley hog together. The caption said "All I need is gas, grass and ass".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010