Gary Johnson
Gary Johnson by Justin Varghese July 24, 2006
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Gary Johnson
Former governor of New Mexico and potential 2012 presidential candidate. Wants to legalize marijuana. Endorsed by Ron Paul. Also climbed Mount Everest with a broken leg. Basically the shit.
I hope Gary Johnson doesn't get elected because it would suck to live in a country with legal weed, a great economy, and lower taxes.
Gary Johnson by jonstewart2012 August 22, 2010
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Gary Johnson
An amazing candidate. Honestly the only candidate even worth a damn in these 2016 elections. Unfortunately highly unlikely to win the presidency due to Donald Trump's and Hillary Clinton's supporters being so blind to their lies and following them like sheep.
If people actually voted without obsessing over labels like "liberal", "conservative", "Democrat", or "Republican" and started to LOOK at the people running and what they've actually gotten done and accomplished as leaders, then candidates like Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton would've gotten blown out of the water by Gary Johnson before the election even started.
Gary Johnson by SomewhatOfALibertarian August 13, 2016
Gary Johnson
A sexual position for two male partners, a variant of scissoring. In this position the partners scissor while facing in almost opposite directions, allowing each partner to penetrate the others anus simultaneously. This position can be very intense and satisfying. It can also be very tiring. Great care must be taken to protect each partners ballsack and avoid them being crushed during thrusts. Generally the free hand not used to support you weight should be used to keep your ballsack to one side away from the crush zone.
Oh my God, Jake fucking crushed my balls last night. We were Gary Johnsoning really hard and it was great, but then he twisted his hips and smashed right into the jewels. I nearly passed out. I couldn't even enjoy a blowjob after that. I had to smoke a ton of reefer just to calm down. Now I have blue balls and bruised balls. I mean seriously, this is the last time I put up with this. Jake's got one more chance and then I'm going to break up with him and find a man that actually knows how to fuck.
Gary Johnson by ProlapsedDickhole November 25, 2016
Gary Johnson
the only candidate in 2016 who would respect individual rights and liberties including free speech and cannabis legalization
Gary Johnson by Libertypedia June 4, 2023
Gary Johnson'd
When some no name who isn't involved steps in and fucks everything up similar to how Gary Johnson fucked Hillary in the election
This kid just walked up while I was fighting with Jamie and Gary Johnson'd me. Just totally took his side.
Gary Johnson'd by Mericuh1776 November 8, 2016
Gary E. Johnson
Former governor of New Mexico, one of those old old style conservative types. Might be the guy who is going to end up replacing Ron Paul as that third party/independent libertarian you always see on the Internet.
Google Gary E. Johnson, fools.
Or, look at the Internet when people start getting angry about the 2012 election.
Or, look at the Internet when people start getting angry about the 2012 election.
Gary E. Johnson by EpicPrediction August 24, 2009