Cockney rhyming slag for an anus. Gary Glitter = Shitter.
Did you shag Lorraine last night?

Did I? I smashed her right up the Gary!
by Jake Lifely April 16, 2018
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A Fat ugly nigga who gets rejected all the time
Gary:hey you want to go out
Rachel: no

Gary:why
Rachel: your ugly ok, boy bye
by Jack walk black October 25, 2015
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gary is a snail that will not come home back to spongebob
by Spongebob Squarepants III June 15, 2018
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A gay retard, combined together to form the name "Gary"
Oscar is SUCH a Gary for driving that Gaytona
by GaryHater777 November 18, 2019
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Someone who takes the word dumb to a whole other level…someone who lacks in the common sense, critical thinking, and problem solving areas but puts on a big guy routine…the most common garry symptom is lacking confidence and easily succumbing to peer pressure

Originated in southeastern pa, due to confidentiality let’s just say there was a individual who had to be the most r-worded person placed on this floating rocky, that individual was named gary
This fucking guyfucking gary over here”
“What are you? A gary?”
“Gary ass”
“That was a gary move of you”
*someone drops something of value* “Gary”
by 848net December 19, 2021
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Short for Garried
He's married but he's obviously gay.
Or he's heterosexual but he's way too effeminate to be an option for those who like a manly man.
Oh look, his wife is so hot, but he's ordering a champagne!
Gary alert!
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We went on our first date and he talked about his feelings all night, he's such a Gary!
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I'm a gay man and that Gary over there who's wearing a wedding ring, just pinched me on the ass as I walked past!
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I'm a gay man on grinder and a married man who's 'experimenting' just messaged me- Gary
by Simjay February 25, 2016
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A terrible chaperone and poor judge of how much strength is needed to close a door. Typically results in violent slamming and damage to property.
Rick loves to go out drinking with his friends, but finding a reliable Gary is next to impossible because they are terrible at it.

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Hanging out with our friends and some retard Gary’d The sliding glass door so hard it was destroyed
by Tr3bee November 30, 2018
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