1. to puke or barf
2. result thereof
3. a poorly named residence hall cafeteria at Missouri State University
1. Ugh, I think I'm gonna garst.
2. That casserole looks like garst.
3. I'll pick you up and we'll head to Garst for a casserole.
by Mr. Eyebrows January 13, 2009
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A marketing figure that promotes the sale of Garst seed, often advertised on local radio stations.
Hey! Garst Guy here. If you want to go to minor league sports events or buy seed, I'm your guy. Garst Guy!
by GarstGuy December 28, 2009
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Noun: place to do the dirty

Verb: to engage in sexy times
Noun: Ya we’re going to garst road tonight and we’re doing it raw
Verb: Ya were garst roading it tonight 😁
by Coochietown June 5, 2021
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