The name given to a person who comes from a long line of disgusting irish farmers who live in shit and piss in a shitty irish town. Also used to describe the local pedophile.
"My son was molestered by the dirty Garrett down the road"
by Big Daddy 6666666 February 22, 2023
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Verb; To destroy something in a ridiculous way
Past; Garratted
by MegaGamingGecko June 11, 2021
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A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.
Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.
by Shjabsjejd August 9, 2020
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The type of guy that looks like Victor from Despicable Me. Shouts the catch phrase “Oh yeah”. Loves to run and relive the old days. Big fan of playoff football and is that fan the roots for the Lakers and Cowboys.
You’re a cowboy fan? You’re such a Garrett!

You’re not fast anymore man, you’re acting like Garrett.
by Randomnamelist69 December 9, 2022
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Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.
Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."
by justtellingthetruth36 June 15, 2019
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a man (large) who likes to play with ballz and blockz
garrett plays with blockz and ballz
by bumbee liston February 27, 2020
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